Last week was, as always, another dizzying frenzy of gossip and media-related news. We gave you our up-to-the-minute take, but we’re far more interested in your reactions. Please continue to send us your comments, and every Monday we’ll recap the burning issues and a sampling of your “colorful” responses in “Hot Topics.”

Issue: The unbiased Christian Science Monitor taught us that 9/11 is to blame for our obsession with celebrity culture.
You said: “Here I was, just thinking my obsession with celebs/reality tv was due to horrible taste when, in fact, it was really the all the terrorists’ fault. I feel so validated!”

Issue: U.S. Fashion Designers outlined their argument in favor of malnourished human clothes-hangers and their prominent rib-cages.
You said: “After looking at the fat cows that pass for American women these days, these normal-sized models are a breath of freash air!”

Issue: There are plenty of reasons to hate Condoleezza Rice besides the fact that she has yet to squeeze a baby out of her uterus.
You said: “I, personally, would much rather hate on Condi for the gap in between her two front teeth than for the fact that she has yet to reproduce.”

Issue: Lindsay Lohan offered relationship advice to newly single Charlie’s Angels Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore.
You said: “Not sure a long string of one-night stands really constitutes ‘relationship expertise.’”

Issue: A new dating service aims to “cut through all the crap,” matching old, rich guys with hot money-grubbing whores.
You said: “”Rich cancels out Ugly….and Bald. And little penis. At least that’s what my moms always said.”

Issue: Jason Kidd claimed he was abused by his wife who “tormented” him by forcing him to be late to practice and hurling household objects [Ed: dish soap?] at his head.
You said: “Good thing she didn’t throw those oversized impants at him, he’d be a goner fer sure!”

Issue: David Beckham and Posh Spice are coming to Los Angeles to live next door to besties Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes!
You said: “Great, just what Los Angeles needs…another closeted Scientologist and his ‘Tits On A Stick’ wife.”

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