• Howie Day takes time out of his Britney-humping schedule to jump onstage during Spears’ “comeback” performance.

• Meanwhile, bloggers weigh in on Britney Spears’ latest performance: “Her lip synching skills have not suffered during her recent meltdown.”

• Katie Holmes reportedly trying her hand at non-Scientologist, non-homosexual men.

• This is what happens when you hit the dog with a newspaper one too many times.

• George Clooney jokes: ““Hell, I’m glad I have the Ocean’s franchise around to keep paying the bills for some of my other films which have tanked!” Hahaha—oh, wait. He owns an Italian villa.

• Robert De Niro awkwardly asks young black R&B singer Jamelia if she wants to be his “leading lady.”

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