• Jay Leno mistakes one Mexican comic for another. Tries to make nice by offering to take him our for “burritos and tequila” sometime.

• In addition to serving overpriced, undercooked food, Graydon Carter’s restaurant is now causing fatalities.

• Diehard Sox fan Denis Leary can’t help heckling George Steinbrenner’s granddaughter at a swanky New York Pops gala.

• Bob Dylan is simply known as “Weird Guitar Guy” by suburban Los Angeles kindergartners.

• Boob-grabbing Tyra Banks is disappointed by the lack of racial diversity (read: naked black chicks) on Girls Gone Wild.

• David Beckhame buys a new suit and watch for $37,000—or, as we like to call it, one year’s salary.

• Bonnie Fuller could be getting all “Ugly Betty” on us.

Original post by Perez and software by Elliott Back