• It’s no secret that Lindsay Lohan blows. But now, there’s actually proof!

• Which may explain why the “hard-partying starlet” who dabbles in lesbianism is seeking new representation.

• Meanwhile, Felicity Huffman set a good example for her troubled (and still underage) costar by reportedly getting shitfaced on the set of Georgia Rule.

• Naomi Campbell is in the early honeymoon phone-throwing stages of her relationship with hotelier (and Uma Thurmon castoff) Andre Balazs.

• Stavros Niarchos ditches Paris for a beautiful hamburger-eating blond with a clean criminal record.

• Diddy will never let you forget that he’s the man behind lots of other people’s success. And Making the Band.

Original post by Perez and software by Elliott Back