• Star Jones dry-humping her gay husband wins the “Most Disturbing Image Of The Day” award.

• Eva Longoria and Jessica Simpson pretend to be lesbian lovers. Which would’ve been hotter if Jess hadn’t accidentally dressed up as a tranny. Again.

• Despite wearing designer duds to the Costume Institute Gala, Lindsay Lohan nevertheless finds a way to show side-boob. The bad kind.

• Meanwhile, ScarJo borrows Britney Spears’ stylist, pairs slutty mini-frock with fishnets.

• And the evening’s surprise success story? Marc Jacobs. Who would have thought alcoholism, rehab and contact lenses could have such an impact?

• Marilyn Manson’s new video “may be inappropriate for viewers under the age of 16.” Fortunately for Manson, girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood is a ripe ol’ 17!

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