• George Michael to be jailed for driving while high. Says GM: “I am perfectly aware that I did something very wrong . . . and I’m perfectly prepared to accept the correct punishment.” Take that, Paris!

• Jamie-Lynn Sigler validates everyone, surprises no one by admitting her 2001 CD “Here to Heaven” was total crap.

• Blink 182’s Travis Barker is, quite possibly, the weirdest looking person. Ever.

• Which younger Oscar winner tells pals he has to smoke so much pot because he has paranoia about constantly being followed?

• Busta Rhymes is free to roam the streets until his next “alleged” assault.

Original post by Perez and software by Elliott Back