• Britney Spears turns heads turns heads with her new gig as the 1-800-A-C-C-I-D-E-N-T poster girl.

• The trustees of Robert Atkins’ estate will receive $15 million if/when his widow is “accidentally” killed.

• Lindsay Lohan locks lips with a “piece of shit, wanna-be” celebrity. Well, obvs.

• Us readers to determine the fate of primetime news anchor, Katie Couric.

• NBA scores an A- for diversity. Turns out, most white boys aren’t MVP like Steve Nash.

• T.R. Knight was originally told not to come out! And not just by Isaiah Washington!

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