• Shockingly, Prince Harry (currently second-in-line to the British royal throne) will not be deployed to Iraq as per his request.

• Phil Spector hates women. Perhaps that’s why he (allegedly!) killed one?

• Turns out Miss Jay (of America’s Next Top Model/Jossip “fame”) is even crazier than he/she looks!

• Times’ Op-Ed columnist Nicholas Kristof denies plagiarizing from a lesser-known, lesser-educated author.

• Hey, remember back in 1926 when health experts encouraged women to douche with Lysol? Yeah, neither do we.

• “Diaries reveal [Anna Nicole] Smith’s sex life, sadness.” Because so far we haven’t heard a thing!

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