Since her music and “acting” career are both failing, Jessica Simpson has licensed her name to yet another product.

This time, the recently dumped ex-girlfriend of John Mayer is coming out with her own lingerie line.

Jessica’s new intimate apparel line is set to launch this fall.

“The collection is fun, flirty and exactly what I would want to wear,” says Jessica Simpson.

If you want your tits up and out - like a porn star - then this is the lingerie for U!

We imagine it will be sold at Kmart and Walgreens and fine department stores. Oh, and Pizza Hut too, of course!

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