If you thought Rosie was really, truly gone, then you’ve clearly underestimated her. Over the holiday weekend, the former View co-host posted a video of herself speaking out on her battle royale with Hasselbeck (apparently, when she first saw the split-screen she “knew it was all over,”) clearing up the truth about fired writer Janette “The Mustachio Bandit” Barber, drinking cheap bottled beer and generally reflecting on the past year of early-morning blather.

ABC has the highlights from Rosie’s rant, after the jump.

“I was really just like the foster kid for a year,” she said about her stint on the ABC talk show. “I came and we considered adoption, but I really didn’t fit into the family, and then it was time for the foster kid to go back home.”

“I never tried harder to be friends with someone than I did with her from the get go, but I don’t think we ended up there, anywhere close…And I haven’t spoken to her, and I probably won’t, and I think it’s just as well. And I wrote her an e-mail, and she wrote me back. And there you have it.”

Naturally, however, we have our own favorite line that the networks all overlooked.

But, you know, the weird thing is, you see, the thing they said I trashed the dressing room…That’s funny to me. I’ve never trashed any room…you know how much effort it takes to trash something? You gotta get up, you gotta throw things. I’ve never trashed anything, frankly.

See? She’s never even trashed anything.

Except, you know, Fox News, right-wing conservatives, Donald Trump, President Bush, the war in Iraq and, of course, Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

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