What’s even more embarrassing than wearing a thong bikini on the beach and getting snapped by photographers?

Answer: Copping a holier than thou attitude with all the other celebrity weeklies, and then triumphantly mistaking Penelope Cruz for her non-famous younger sister.

Oops.

Though, in Janice Min’s defense, she’s not the first person to get the Cruz sisters mixed up.* She’s just the first one to do it after getting all uppity and self-righteous about her trashy, factually incorrect and “it’s a lawsuit waiting to happen” tabloid.

*According to her Wikipedia entry, Cruz has “a younger brother, Eduardo, a singer, and a younger sister, Monica, who closely resembles her: a similarity exploited for some Spanish TV ads.”

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