Eying Lindsay Lohan’s Future Prospects

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While LiLo (last seen passed out in the back of DJ Samantha Ronson’s car) attempts to rehabilitate herself back to health and her mother, Dina, prepares to shoot her new “How To Raise A Complete And Utter Trainwreck” reality tv show, many (or at least MinOnline) are wondering what’s next for Lindsay, and whether she can once again bounce back after this latest round of tabloid transgressions.

Quite a tragedy for Lohan to go from the cover fashion and beauty of Elle (September 2006), Gentlemen’s Quarterly (April 2007), and Allure (May 2007) to being Smashed on the May 29, 2007, New York Post after a Memorial Day weekend of alleged drunk driving in Beverly Hills that resulted in a minor accident and a suspicion of cocaine possession.

Moreover, Min continues, “one wonders if Lindsay can make it back to the big time after her latest attempt at rehabilitation.”

The answer, in our inexpert opinion, is an emphatic “yes.”

Provided, of course, that “make it back to the big time” is a euphemism for “continue to make mediocre films on less than two hours’ sleep, dance on banquettes with ever-vigilant mom/manager, dabble in the arts of promiscuity, see-through tops and casual sex and intermittently separate herself from her large pile of cocaine just long enough to shoot the occasional high fashion magazine cover.”

In other words, she’ll be a-okay.

Original post by Perez and software by Elliott Back

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