Who’s the worst person in the world?

Bill O’Reilly’s answer may surprise you—or, you know, not, depending on your familiarity with the Fox News channel.

Either way, we enjoyed listening to O’Reilly’s (latest) crazyrant, in which he practically talks Dennis Miller’s ear off regarding the Dan Rather/Rick Kaplan feud.

We’ve pasted the highlights below, but click here for some delightful audio goodness, courtesy of our very own Intern Wendy.

O’REILLY: You’re talking about Richard Kaplan, the executive producer of the show, who I believe is the worst person on the face of the earth, in my opinion. I’ve never met a worse person than he is, and, and, this is a message to Katie Couric: Dennis Miller is absolutely correct. This man will come in the middle of the night, and, and, you know, kill you in your sleep. So, watch out. Now what do you, what do you…

MILLER: I’ve gotta say Bin Laden, you go with Kaplan. But, you know, gentlemen can disagree.

O’REILLY: Let’s say in America. You’re right, Bin Laden’s worse. Just, just a little. I worked for this guy. I know this guy. He’s…all right, enough.

And there you have it, vintage O’Reilly. Subtle, understated, classic.

Meanwhile, we’re gonna sit back and wait for Rick “Bin Laden” Kaplan’s equally cool and collected response.

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