Did you hear? Matthew McConaughey was just named as People magazine’s bachelor of the year—presumably because he’s ambiguously gay chronically single, and has a well-documented habit of running shirtless on the beach.

And while we have no problem with paparazzi capturing every blissful moment of McConaughey’s early-morning calisthenics (his six-pack abs more than make up for that “dirty, hippy hair”) we can’t say we feel the same way about a few of this year’s other runner-ups.

The magazine also names “sexy and sizzling” bachelors such as Adrian Grenier, Zach Braff, Justin Timberlake, Ryan Reynolds, Ludacris and Apolo Ohno.

David Spade, who starred on the “Just Shoot Me!” television series, also makes the cut.

“Luckily we live in a world where women can overlook the physical and focus on things more important, like having a good personality … or being on a TV show,” the 42-year-old actor-comedian says.

Adrian Grenier we understand—hell, if we were Annie Hathaway’s character in The Devil Wears Prada, we’d never have gotten out of bed long enough to get taken in by that whole fashion/Runway magazine scene—but awkwardly effeminate womanizer Zach Braff? Hilarious—but not particularly beddable—rapper, Ludacris? And David “How in the hell did he ever bang Heather Locklear?” Spade?

Thanks anyway Hollywood, but we’d actually prefer to take our chances at the local dive bar. Now if only we could just be sure that Zach Braff wasn’t going to be there…

Original post by perezz and software by Elliott Back