What’s a guy to do with a trio of mags? First off, change the name of their corporate parent. Kent Brownridge, who led Quadrangle’s $240 million buyout of Dennis Publishing, will be renaming the umbrella company, giving the Stuff, Maxim, and Blender laddies a new daddy. The former Wenner Media exec, meanwhile, is said to be in the business of adding jobs, not cutting them (which would be hard, given that staffers are already doing multiple jobs). Well, except for Dennis prez Steve Colvin, who’s, like, leaving and stuff.

But where’s Kent gonna find all this money for new hires?

By (possibly) closing Stuff, and with “plans to grow the male-centric media company,” says WWD, “by exploiting its mobile, print and online properties and its new casinos and steakhouses to create larger marketing opportunities.” Whatever the hell that means.

We’re just hoping the new Maxim keeps on spitting out hot girls that they claim you can see from space.

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