Despite ample evidence to the contrary (i.e. first-person testimonials from women he has awkwardly/unsuccessfully hit on and intentionally unflattering song lyrics penned by his ex, Mandy Moore) Zach Braff refutes charges that he is, in fact, a “cad.”

And being annoyingly verbose and slightly socially inept, Braff has shunned the “casual, but firm denial” in favor of the long, sometimes-boring MySpace manifesto.

Read it, after the jump.

Writes Braff:

“I’m not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup. I am in fact, merely doing what every other single 32 year old man in NYC is doing this summer. I am dating. If you must read that stuff, please don’t digest it as fact. It is probably one of the only real shitty things one has to get used to when living in the public eye, but I suppose one of the benefits of this blog is that you can hear it directly from me. I haven’t had a vacation in 6 years and so I decided to take June and July off. I am having the best summer of my life! I am so happy here! I’m hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it. And yes; I am dating. When we shoot Scrubs I spend every waking hour of my life in an abandoned and haunted hospital. All I can date there are ghosts and they tend to be horrible snugglers. So anyway, blah, blah, blah. Don’t believe the hype.”

Yeah.

We thinks the lady (or at least lady-like man) doth protest too much.

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