Turns out Justin Timberlake and Victoria Beckham have a little something in common, namely an overwhelming need for Pepto Bismol.

And while Posh’s gassy posterior has already been immortalized in a charming children’s storybook, Timberlake’s struggle with the bloat was only recently revealed when his overseas rider (demanding anti-gas tablets) was “accidentally” leaked to the press.

The embarrassing excerpt, after the jump.

The heartthrob singer asked for Beano anti-gas tablets to be flown over from the US as part of his rider for the London leg of his FutureSex/LoveSounds tour.

Timberlake, who says the tablets help him digest food, has also requested two dressing rooms, to be kept at a constant 22 degrees Celsius, and continuous supply of Hershey chocolate bars.

This is just a shot in the dark, Justin, but did you ever consider that maybe, just maybe, the continuous flow of chocolate bars might have something to do with your digestive woes?

Either that or you’re just stressed, which we already kinda knew when you screamed at a tiny, innocent Swedish child who had the audacity to ask inform you that she likes your shitty castrata-inspired brand of pop music.

In any event, we hope Biel takes you out for Indian food tonight. We hear a giant serving of beef vindaloo works wonders for the I.B.S.

Original post by perez and software by Elliott Back