It’s been approximately five hours since TMZ first broke the news of Lindsay Lohan’s DUI arrest, and lately the website seems to be favoring the “quantity over quality” approach.

Because while some LiLo-related posts are chock full of scandalous detail (Lindsay’s crazy dad blames himself! Lindsay’s former assistant was fleeing for her life! Lindsay’s pants were stuffed with crack cocaine!) others lack the excessive punning and snarky one-liners we’ve come to know and expect from TMZ.

“Um, did you see their latest post?” writes a tipster. “It’s literally just a composite of Lindsay wearing the SCRAM bracelet, juxtaposed with her mugshot! They didn’t even bother to make fun of her dirty hair extensions,” the tipster complains. “Or at least point out that Linds needs to lay off the booze, and pick up a bottle of ProActiv.”

Wait, an unfunny look at a girl with a serious substance abuse problem? Now, what could be more tragic than that?

Original post by Perez Hilton and software by Elliott Back