Remember all that talk about NBC ushering out Jay Leno to make room for the younger, hipper up-and-comer Conan O’Brien? Well, in a blatant attempt to prove he doesn’t need the Kevin Eubanks laughtrack, Leno hit the Cali nightclubs with the best fat-joke we’ve heard since “yo’ mama’s so fat, her blood type is RAGU.”

Writes Popbitch:

Jay Leno likes to try out his TV jokes each week at the Comedy and Magic club, Hermosa Beach, California. Last Sunday he started with his standard family entertainment routine, but then suddenly launched into a rant about how fat Americans have become. He ended up telling a story about a kid who was “so fat it would take Michael Jackson an hour to molest him.”

Oh, snap! Don’t listen to those over-the-hill execs – when you’ve got it, you’ve got it. And who cares if Jay’s so old that his social security number is one—and he owes Jesus a quarter?

Original post by Perez Hilton and software by Elliott Back