Remember that creepy corporate memo that circulated around ABC News headquarters last week, reminding staffers of the prudish “No porn in the newsroom” policy after word got out that one of the interns had some nudie pictures online? Well, the NYDN and FishbowlNY have done everyone (except said intern) a favor by publicly unmasking her.

The Good Morning America intern who posed for Playboy? Turns out her name is Lace Rose Allenius [real name]. Fun fact: she dated Matt Dillon for two years as well. Allenius appeared in Playboy’s 2004 “Girls of the ACC” issue while attending Florida State University.

Also? Lace plays the piano, knows how to rock a pair of tube socks, likes “patience, loyalty, a man who can laugh with me, breakfast in bed and furry handcuffs” and is currently the star of Sam Donaldson’s nightly masturbatory fantasies.

Hey, remember back when you were an intern and the most exciting thing that ever happened was your ongoing email flirtation with the intern of the opposite sex, that never actually amounted to anything (which is good, because he/she totally wasn’t that cute) but helped prevent you from voluntarily stabbing yourself in the neck with a pencil, because you’ve never been so fucking bored in your whole, entire mediocre life?

Yeah, that kind of thing doesn’t happen as much when you’re a former Playboy pin-up named Lace.

Original post by Perez Hilton and software by Elliott Back