And speaking of blind items,* we’re kinda stuck on this one:

Which network executive tries too hard to prove he’s straight? He makes a show of chasing skirts in the United States, but when he goes to Europe, his preferences are decidedly more masculine.

Damn. Until we saw the words “network executive” we were convinced the Posties were finally breaking their code of silence about alchy Aussie Col Allan, or—as he’s known in some exclusive (stripper) circles—”Mr. Front Row.”

*Which we were, like, an hour ago

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