We always had Hillary Clinton pegged as a real nutcracker. Apparently, we were right.

Meanwhile, we’re actually far more excited about the upcoming products from the other democratic candidates!

Among our personal favorites are the John Edwards toupee (”It’s like having a $400 haircut every day!”) the John McCain piggy-bank (”The first piggy-bank that only accepts certified checks”) and the Barack Obama abs-roller (”It’s what separates the Vladamir Putins from the Nicolas Sarkozys.”)

Shopping, anyone?

Original post by Perez Hilton and software by Elliott Back