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Heidi Montag’s New Song

It’s called Higher.
Click here to check it out.
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Ask Tionna: “Make It A 3-Some Relationship! People Do It Every Day.”

Need help getting your head right? Hood psychologist Tionna Smalls is here to answer your questions. Ask Tionna! This week: a two-fer!
Dear Tionna,
I’m a lesbian. I’ve been dating this girl…
Original post by Tionna and software by Elliott Back

Money Tears Families Apart

Luciano Pavarotti’s children are set to contest his will.
Why? Because the famed tenor changed his legal documents weeks before his death and left a lot more money to his second wife.
The dude was worth almost $500 million. Each of his kids would have easily gotten $100 mill. And they still want more.
Greedy fuckers!

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Conflagration: We know you can’t get enough of today’s burning …

We know you can’t get enough of today’s burning taxi photos, so here are some incredible shots from the folks at WNBC, who rushed down to Rockefeller Center from, you know, upstairs, and eventually…
Original post by balk and software by Elliott Back

Breaking: Kid From the Ivy League Succeeds

Chris Beam, part of the duo that put out IvyGate, is now running Slate’s new campaign blog, Trailhead.
The Columbia ’06 wunderkind co-wrote an infograph for the New York Times Book Review (PDF) last week with his dad, a columnist at the Boston Globe.
Who would have guessed that an Ivy League education and family [...]

The Company They Keep: “The California man who helped orchestrate …

“The California man who helped orchestrate O.J. Simpson’s memorabilia recovery mission (and then sold an audiotape of the raid to a tabloid web site) is an ex-con whose rap sheet includes at least…
Original post by balk and software by Elliott Back

Lucky Break

The jury in the Phil Spector murder trial have been unable to reach a decision.
Guilty, you idiots!
The famed record producer is facing second degree murder charges and on Tuesday the jury - in its seventh day of deliberations - told the judge that they are at a 7-5 stand still, but they did not indicate [...]

Expectations: Harvard Reuniongoer Seeks Ho Who Suits A “Classy Setting”

This ad has already been deemed too douchey for Craigslist, but it is still apparently making the rounds at Harvard, from whence it (supposedly) emanated. “My final club has a reunion this fall, and…
Original post by emily and software by Elliott Back

Marriage is So Hot Right Now

Joel Madden is super serious about the girl he accidentally got pregnant. On Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this morning, Madden said, “Obviously, marriage is in our future.”
At least they’re maintaining the pretense of stability between a burnt out musician and an ex-reality-TV star for the sake of the baby.
[People]

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See You Next Tuesday: Perez Hilton, Full-Blown Diva

Is this genius stealth “promotion” for Perez Hilton, just uploaded to YouTube? Or is it footage released by fed-up producers? One argument for the latter is that the most recent video of Perez having…
Original post by choire and software by Elliott Back