So that weirdo Chris Crooker was interviewed on the Maury “Wannabe Jerry Springer” show last week. Please tell me his 1 minute of fame is almost over. Oh and fuck Britney!

Britney Spears legal woes mounted as prosecutors charged her with misdemeanor counts of hit and run and driving without a valid license after she allegedly smashed her car into another in a parking lot in August. “She could face up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine for each count,” said Nick [...]

The widower of the Woman who died in a car accident involving R&B singer Brandy Norwood is furious that Brandy is out partying it up while he’s still mourning his wife’s death. The attorney for accident victim Awatef Aboudihaj’s husband, Marquane Hdidou, said his client is extremely angry that he sees pictures of Brandy [...]

The results are in!!!
Not only did Kanye West sell more albums than 50 Cent this week. He sold so many more albums that he left Fiddy’s ass still bleeding!
West’s Graduation sold 957,000 copies this past week. 50’s Curtis trailed with 691,000.
This is a new record for Kanye and a disappointment for Fiddy.
West surpasses his previous [...]

Holy shit!
A Los Angeles judge confirmed this week what we’ve all suspected all along, that Britney Spears still has a substance abuse problem.
And, if she wants to keep her two kids, she’s gonna have to get sober and stay clean!
“Based on the evidence presented, the Court finds that there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous [...]

She’s not going to be happy about this!
As part of their ongoing baby battled, a Los Angeles judge ordered on Monday Britney Spears and Kevin Federline to complete Parenting Without Conflict classes.
Poor Britney. She never did well in school.
Did she even get her GED?
Hope she doesn’t fail this!
[Image via Mavrix Oline.]

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Anna Nicole Smith collapsed at the Hard Rock Cafe and Casino in Hollywood, Fla. apparently from an overdose.
Sources tell me that she just died over at Hollywood memorial just a few minutes ago.
More news via: MSNBC

I’m surprised she can even count to 10 let alone backwards from 60.
Drunk, stupid and famous… It’s a great life.