Posted by Nick on 09/18/07 in Uncategorized
Bradley Pitt and Angie Jolie-Pitt have never met a red carpet they didn’t love!
The actor / humanitarians were at yet another premiere - this time in NYC - for Brad’s film The Assassination of Jesse James.
They need to bring Shiloh to a premiere and start to parade her around like TomKat’s robo-pet Suri!
Original post by Perez Hilton
Posted by Nick on 09/18/07 in Uncategorized
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Original post by Perez Hilton
Posted by Nick on 09/18/07 in Stupid Celebs
Holy shit!
A Los Angeles judge confirmed this week what we’ve all suspected all along, that Britney Spears still has a substance abuse problem.
And, if she wants to keep her two kids, she’s gonna have to get sober and stay clean!
“Based on the evidence presented, the Court finds that there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances by Petitioner [Spears],” will have to undergo testing for controlled substances and alcohol. The testing shall be conducted twice per week on random dates and times, and the results will be forwarded to the court.
In addition to drug testing, Britney and Kevin - who still maintain 50/50 custody of Tater Tot and Small Fry - will have to both adhere to a long list of court-ordered demands:
· Neither Brit nor K-fed can take Sean and Jayden out of state without the written consent of the other.
· The exes cannot make derogatory statements about each other.
· Both parents must complete the “Parenting Without Conflict” program.
· Each party is restrained from using corporal punishment with the children or allowing anyone else to.
· They are required to engage in joint co-parenting counseling.
· Neither party may consume alcohol or non-prescription controlled substances 12 hours prior to taking custody of the children.
· They must ensure that any prospective childcare professionals hold valid Red Cross infant CPR training.
While the responsibilities for Federline end there, Judge Gordon tacked on an extra list of tasks for Spears. In order to maintain the current shared custody agreement, the popstar must:
· Attend individual counseling at least once a week to address parenting issues.
· Meet with a parenting coach for a minimum of 8 hours a week, in at least two sessions a week. The coach is to observe her parenting skills and her interaction with her sons and provide Federline with a written progress report by October 22.
Original post by Perez Hilton
Posted by Nick on 09/18/07 in Stupid Celebs
She’s not going to be happy about this!
As part of their ongoing baby battled, a Los Angeles judge ordered on Monday Britney Spears and Kevin Federline to complete Parenting Without Conflict classes.
Poor Britney. She never did well in school.
Did she even get her GED?
Hope she doesn’t fail this!
[Image via Mavrix Oline.]
Original post by Perez Hilton
Posted by Nick on 09/18/07 in Celeb inbreeding
Adrian Grenier is not ruling out a relationship with Paris Hilton. As of right now, they’re just friends, but according to Adrian, “there’s a world of possibility!” (And gonorrhea. Possibilities and gonorrhea.) Now prepare yourself for a combination of words describing Paris Hilton that will make your face implode. E! Online reports:
“I think she’s absolutely wonderful. I really like her, genuinely. So, there’s that. Just genuine human-to-human appreciation. But she also has a very unique experience that I’m curious about. It’s an experience she’s been intertwined with for many years. Well beyond the many years I’ve had to experience this sort of celebrity situation. So, you know, we’re sort of helping each other out. We’re sort of mutual mentors.”
I see Adrian Grenier act on Entourage. I basically take it for granted that he’s of a mild intelligence and can interact with people unsupervised. But, now, I’m absolutely positive he’s mentally retarded. Paris Hilton as a mentor? Shouldn’t he have a case worker that takes him miniature golfing or something? I don’t pay taxes so this poor sap can get his genitals melted off. Until I see Adrian Grenier performing safer, more monitored activities like eating ice cream or, I dunno, dirt-bike riding without a helmet, the IRS can bite my ass. Which is unbelievably firm, so I hope they have strong teeth.
Original post by The Superficial Staff
Posted by Nick on 09/18/07 in Press release
Holy shit. You guys are crazy! And we LOVE you!
Our big Perez Hilton Presents concert next Sunday, September 30th at 7:00 PM at the El Rey theater in Los Angeles, which holds almost 800 people, has already sold out!!!!!
Tickets were on sale for only 4 hours AND we haven’t announced a single performer yet!!!!
Wow. Wow. Wow.
We are flabbergasted. You guys have faith in Perezzers, and he will not disappoint!
This show is going to be fanfuckingtastic! The artists are amazing.
CONGRATULATIONS to all the lucky people that got tickets. We are going to be announcing the performers over the next several days, as originally planned.
It’s going to be a magical evening!
Original post by Perez Hilton
Posted by on 09/18/07 in Array
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Original post by Perez Hilton and software by Elliott Back
Posted by on 09/18/07 in Array
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Posted by on 09/18/07 in Uncategorized
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, O.J.
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Original post by TMZ Staff and software by Elliott Back
Posted by on 09/18/07 in Array
Luciano Pavarotti’s children are set to contest his will.
Why? Because the famed tenor changed his legal documents weeks before his death and left a lot more money to his second wife.
The dude was worth almost $500 million. Each of his kids would have easily gotten $100 mill. And they still want more.
Greedy fuckers!
Original post by Perez Hilton and software by Elliott Back
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